Author Topic: One Heck of a Day  (Read 328 times)

Charles Hughes

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One Heck of a Day
« on: January 06, 2018, 11:23:11 PM »
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,  grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says,menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
"I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole thing!

"But . . . enough about me. How are you doing?"