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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2020, 06:19:36 am »

Swimming pools will reopen in England on the 4th of July.
Due to continuing social distancing rules, there will be no water in lanes 1, 3 and 5.
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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #91 on: June 28, 2020, 06:36:28 am »


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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #92 on: June 30, 2020, 07:07:51 am »
Not to be outdone by Boris Johnson (doing press ups in No 10), Nicola Sturgeon has just announced that, tomorrow, she will be performing on the parallel bars, to show how fit she is to govern.
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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #93 on: July 03, 2020, 07:10:15 am »
Beauticians remain closed, but pubs to reopen!
Don't worry girls, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #94 on: July 04, 2020, 07:59:33 am »


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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #95 on: July 06, 2020, 07:14:41 am »

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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #96 on: July 16, 2020, 11:51:31 am »


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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #97 on: July 17, 2020, 07:09:43 am »


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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #98 on: July 18, 2020, 06:27:58 am »


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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2020, 08:02:08 am »

A passenger got on a bus one evening and said to the driver, "Why should I have to wear a face mask? You have one on so that makes it OK for me not to wear one."

The driver says, "Good point," and promptly turns the headlights off.

"What are doing, driver, it's dark."

"Well, all the other vehicles have their lights on!"
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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #100 on: July 21, 2020, 06:39:03 am »
While watching the gliders being towed up, above our garden, from the nearby London Gliding Club, yesterday, we spotted Easy Jet's new Social Distance Service fly over.



Apparently they are working on towing 10 gliders, which is going to be called, 'The Long Haul'.
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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #101 on: July 27, 2020, 06:44:24 am »


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« Reply #103 on: July 29, 2020, 06:25:57 am »


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Re: Unprecedented Lockdown introduced in UK
« Reply #104 on: July 31, 2020, 06:28:31 am »

Don't let them take your temperature on your forehead as you enter a supermarket.

It erases your memory.

I went in for macaroni cheese, and came home with two bottles of wine.
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